Google's Move to Michigan Proves Existence of Corporate Graveyard

August 4, 2006 on 2:31 pm | In Satire / Sarcasm | No Comments

Ann Arbor – The recent announcement by Google, Inc to open offices in Ann Arbor Michigan has reopened the debate of the existence of the so called corporate graveyard. Long speculated to be similar to the concept of the elephant graveyard, belief in the theory has been bolstered in recent weeks by the move.

“Google obviously knows that its best days are over,” said Trevor Stratton, Chief Scientist of the United States Institute of Science. “Google is following in the footsteps of General Motors, K-Mart and all the other bankrupt businesses in Michigan who recognized their time to die.”

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Bush Calls for End of Sports Welfare

August 4, 2006 on 2:26 pm | In Satire / Sarcasm | No Comments

Detroit , MI – With the news that the Detroit Lions will have yet another losing season, President George W. Bush announced at his morning press conference his wish to end the National Football League’s decades of welfare.

“The NFL has always rewarded the worst performing teams with the best new players,” Bush said, “but yet nothing changes with the Detroit Lions. Year after year they get the top draft picks but continue to lose. We as a nation cannot continue rewarding failure.

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Google Maps Unveils Thousands of Alien Crop Circles

August 3, 2006 on 12:47 am | In Satire / Sarcasm | No Comments


Just one of many areas in the US filled with alien crop circles!

The Hidden Truth Blog – Hello fellow alien hunters! This blogger has uncovered an important chink in the alien conspiracy’s armor! Through the use of Google’s map service I was able to uncover thousands of alien crop circles throughout our country. While the mainstream media is ignoring this overwhelming evidence, one has to wonder how long they’ll be able to keep up this charade after I’ve exposed it to the world.

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